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Below is a question that requires you to think critically:

What would you do IF you FART...in public... and IF a boy/girl you crush on was sitting in front of you?

Option A: Remain silent, pretend innocent.
Option B: Look at others, blame others for farting.
Option C: Apologize [by One Republic, chorus part ----> it's too late to apologize...]
Option D: Any other better answer?

What is your answer? Do tell me your answer please, i'm finding the best solution for this embarassing situation.

I like to ask my friends these very "assuming" yet "very true-and-can-be-happened-at-any-time" question. Here are some answers i got from them:

Friend A: Har? Can i don't answer you this question?
Friend B: Why you always ask these kind of questions?!
Friend C: Hmm...aiyo...i think i'll keep quiet...hehe
Friend D: Hehe, i'll say sorry...it just happens...

Haiz...farting is a part of our nature, yet it can destroy a person's image, at least first impression. You don't want your first impression is "the girl/boy who farts" right?
The definition of fart is the release of gas from the bowels through the bottom.
What can you do if you were in that situation?
If Angelina Jolie was to fart in Oscar Awards, i guess we would probably read this in headlines.
Things can go worse if your fart stinks...
And you were in a car, with air-conditioning blowing the "gas" all over your boyfriend/girlfriend's face.
And this is your first date.
And your boyfriend/girlfriend's friend was there.
Oh Gosh , kill me please if i were in that situation.

Critical Thinking 1
Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Today is the first day we come back to school.
Oopss, sorry, it's university, not school. : P
I feel so lazy to study after one week holiday.
Guess what, we are freaked out.
We've never seen so many human beings since last semester.
During semester 0,
#There were only around 300 students in this very big campus.
#Very spacious,
#Can buy food at any time,
#Can enjoy over-cooling air-conditioning,
#Can breathe easily,
#Can walk/loiter freely,
#Can use the basketballs court whenever we want [i don't play basketball, i'm totally inactive, my only favourite sport is wwe],
#Can return/borrow books whenever we want....
Now, it's totally different...
#There are now 3k+ students
#Space becomes limited,
#We have to line up to buy food, air-conditioning is not that cooling anymore because too many human beings are there generating heat from glucose in their bodies,
#Oxygen becomes not enough for us to breathe easily [have to gasp for air],
#We have to be careful when we walk because there are so many human beings around that you might accidentally step on their toes and they might beat you up,
#Many people will use the basketballs courts and you might freak out and don't want to play anymore because your basketball skill sucks,
#We even have to line up using the machine to return/borrow books

We suddenly feel like we're apes, not accustomed to human beings environment. *lol*

Homo Sapiens
Monday, September 28, 2009

26/09/2009

See this bed? I went to the biggest furniture shop in Malaysia ----> Ik*a.
There are so many beds, sofas, chairs..
U can see these beds are calling you "come on babe, sit on me please, i know you couldn't afford it".
=)
So i decided to sit on them one by one like very lame kid. Yeah, indeed, they are very comfortable.
When i tried to sit on this bed, my 2nd sis said it's quite nice to lie on it after a day work.
So i decided to lie on it "relaxingly".
I didn't jump on it, i just STOOD, then LAY ON THE BED LIKE ANYONE ELSE WOULD DO AFTER COMING BACK FROM WORK/SCHOOL.
*********************Crrruuuccckkkk**********************************************
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WHAT THE F*** ?!
I BROKE IK*A's BED FRAME !!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you see the wood stick? They are so badly broken !!!!!!!!!!
From this picture you can only see one piece of wood is broken, in fact, FEW PIECES are broken !!!
OMG EVERYBODY STARED AT ME !!!!!
WHAT THE GODDAMN IS WRONG WITH THIS SUPER VULNERABLE BED FRAME !?
I AM ONLY 42 KG OKAY ?!
My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy.
I was nervous, but on sis's face [she was beside me on the bed that time] she looked calm.
I lifted the mattress and see how bad it went, yeah, it's very very bad !!!
Few wood sticks broke into pieces, and my heart sank immediately.
T.T
I'm innocent....
I'm only 42kg...
Sis decided not to make a sound, pretended calm and we ran away.
I know there's cctv capturing my face, so i won't step into this largest furniture store within 3 years from today.
My eldest sis wasn't scare, she said if they really want us to pay for the bed, we could argue with them.
"*#&%#@*(&$)*(#@&$ Don't tell me your bed frame could not support 42 kg and above !"
For the remaining hour we shopped there, i was so worrying that they might looking for me.
Luckily the bed frame is only RM 349, this could explain why it broke so easily.
Now i know, even famous furniture store could have lousy furnitures.
:S
I didn't dare to sit on any sofas or beds for the remaining time at there.
Again, i wanna declare, i'm not OVERWEIGHT !

Later at night...

2nd sis's boyfriend recommended this very famous indian restaurant.
When we arrived there, we saw over a hundred customers.
WALAO ! so famous !
It is Restoran Chanderan.

According to him, during Deepavali day, they will serve food for F.R.E.E. !!!!
F.
R.
E.
E.
FREE !!!
They are 24-hours operated, so we're sure that they make quite a lot of money.
They are the typical mamak stall, selling various roti, burgers, noodles, fried food, beverages...
I saw there's roti chicago *lol*, so i ordered it.
This is how it looks like.

(It's ordinary bread+butter with eggs, simple and nice, but match with sambal ... =.=" I ate the plain bread and egg only, i just felt weird to match bread with sambal...)

(Eldest sis ordered roti salad, nice)

(2nd sister is very lame, she ordered nasi lemak without sambal because she couldn't eat spicy things. The egg is beautifully fried. I like half-done egg yolk)

Yee is studying in UiTM Shah Alam, she said there's an indian restaurant which sells over 100 types of roti.
She wants to try roti klcc *lol*
Actually i think it's very funny when they named these roti very famous places, but it does work.
Customers like us really got attracted and want to try what kind of roti is that out of curiousity.

Ik*a bed frame
Monday, September 28, 2009

Went to yee's house today.
Oww...we had such wonderful talk.
I wrapped her belated gift at her house lol, she said i actually don't need to wrap it, but i insisted to wrap it :P
She cooked spaghetti for me, hmm~ yum yum ~
She is as beautiful as always, as smart as always, oh gosh i miss the old days i copied her homework at secondary school.
She saved my life *hehe*

Her mother brought back corn seeds from China, grows them on their own land, and here's the corn!!
We had no idea whether to boil it in water or steam it, i recalled moma used to steam lots of corns, so we finally went to the right path ---> steam the corn.
We steam it repeatedly for tens of minutes, yet, it taste like sticky, raw and uncooked corn.
No matter how long we've steamed it, finally we decided to eat it with honey. *lol*
Maybe China's corn seed isn't really suitable with Malaysia's environment.

I had this very very tasty wantan noodles in my hometown.
When i was studying in UNMC for exams, i was sooooo eager to eat this noodles.
It is very tasty, the noodles is "elastic", wantan is tasty, CHAR SIEW IS VERY DELICIOUS !!! even the black sauce has taste ~

Can you see the char siew ?? it's shinning, but not oily, the meat is fresh and it's a little bit sweet.

I'm touched. My best childhood friend, yen always gives me surprises.
She likes to drive, even during raya holiday where traffic jam is very serious and annoying.
Today she went to another town (about 40 minutes drive away from my hometown) to have breakfast.
She purposely wanted to buy dumplings, very tasty dumplings, according to her.
She said she can feel moma's love *lol* when she was eating the dumplings.
Initially yen wants to buy two, one for herself, one for me.
But then she thinks it's not good to buy only one for me, so she ended up buying 3.
One for herself, two for me.
She asked me to go take it, but i've forgotten.
Finally, she drove from her house to my house [she likes to drive] to bring me the two biji of dumplings.
Owww...so touching ~
She said i'll be very pity and have no food to eat when i go back to UNMC, so she bought me these two dumplings.
Owww...so touching ~
Thank you, yen !!! Arigato gozaimatsu ~
There's mushrooms, salted egg yolk, pork, beans, of course glutinous rice as well.
The ingredients are simple, yet very very very tasty.
I got scolded by moma coz i ate the dumplings instead of her soup.
:P
I had to force myself to gobble down the soup after glutinous rice in my stomach keeps expanding...

Dumplings
Friday, September 25, 2009

Have my tooth fixed today.
Filling the hole of the tooth.
I waited for so goddamn long because there was so goddamn many people wanted to have their teeth fixed too.
Aww..i thought i i'm going to have my front tooth fixed, but then he said it was fine, the other tooth should be fixed.
Oh...? what the...i ended up fixing another tooth which looks fine from outside, while the one which looks not really fine, like a hole, was left unfixed.
:S
I got a message from a very lame junior, i would like to share it because i laughed crazily at this message for so long.
I don't know if you would think it's funny too, but just take a look at it if you know chinese.

猫一觉醒来，发现老鼠披头散发地站在它面前，
猫大叫：“老鼠！你敢这样站在我面前，找死吗？!”
老鼠一甩头发说：

潘婷，就是让人这么有自信！

LOL WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!

fix tooth
Thursday, September 24, 2009

Crazy....
I have been eating Mary Brown for three days continuously...
Ky is worse, she has been eating it for 6 days...ALMOST A WEEK !!!
Mary Brown isn't really that delicious, but it has become a new place for old friends' gathering.
Can't wait to meet old friends these days.
I told the stories of my university life again and again and again and again....
Because not all friends could meet up at the same time, so i gotta hang out with each of them on different days.
Therefore, i have to repeat my stories to each of them.
Ahh.... T.T
Met manda and anne yesterday, manda has had her hair cut and dyed while anne has shorter hair, the one like xandria ooi's hair style.
Only me remaining the old hair style.
I want to perm my hair, but it would be very expensive and high maintenance man...
Will perm it after i work =)
Manda's bro has gone to USA for physic, engineering thingy (ain't sure what it is), and she will not come to UNMC to study psychology.
She will choose other country =(

Mary Brown
Thursday, September 24, 2009

17/09/2009

i rushed back to room after social science.
We were terrified, haunted, traumatised by social science test !
Some hit their heads against the wall, some cracked their heads using durians, some were ready to jump off the building.
Our lecturer said :" I know all of you are very good in memorising, but social science is not about memorising, (not common sense either) :/ , i want you to think CRITICALLY...(something like that...)"
So, when we sticked our butt to the chairs and received the question papers, tears started to drop from our forehead.
WHO SAID NO NEED TO MEMORISE ?!
I read only the handouts, the handouts are "simple" notes given by lecturer, so my answers were also "simple".
And i guess my marks would be "simple" as well.
No hope........... @.@
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Then, switch back to topic.
I rushed to my room and wanted to have a quick nap.
When i woke up, WALAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! I looked at my watch and it showed 10.20 !!!!!!!
My watch is not that kind of very advancing watch, it only shows one long needle and one short needle with 12 digits, not a.m. or p.m.
I'll be sitting my economic test at 9.30a.m on friday.
I was so f***ing scare that i might miss the test because i overslept !!!!
I've tried this before for malaysian study test.
I rushed to open the window and THANKS GOD !!!! IT WAS AT NIGHT !!!
IT WAS THURSDAY'S 10.20 P.M. NIGHT !!!!
I think if i really miss the test, i would cry, first time ever for academic.

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18/09/2009

Hooray ~ we finished our economic test, yet, i feel ...somewhat ..."empty".
Maybe i was working too hard before, and now suddenly exam was just over, i feel i have nothing to do...
Oh...very soon i'll go back to my hometown.
I will watch a lot of wwe that i've missed in the past two months, and ...i will sleep a lot.
Idle life begins... =)

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21/09/2009

OMG !!!
Sinchan (蜡笔小新)'s author --- Yoshito Usui found dead !!!!
OMG !!!
We won't have any pervert cartoons to read anymore !!!
Sinchan has been accompanying so many children since they were young, i am one of these children.
We like this lame and pervert cartoon so much....
Long live Sinchan !
Oh ..R.I.P. sinchan ! R.I.P. Yoshito !

sinchan
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

15/09/2009

Today i had my business test.
I lost 20 marks for the first question, i wrote the totally wrong answers.
I had only 1 day to study 9 chapters of business before going for exam, hmm...not exactly one day. It should be half day.
Recently, i've been busying with portfolio and preparation for exams. I only sleep for an average 4 hours a day.
Had to wake up in the midnight, with my eyes half-opened i had to thumb through the 9 chapters.
I woke up, studied, slept a while, again, woke up, studied and slept a while...
That's why i got confused.
Arhh....20 marks...

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16/09/2009

We had food delivered from outside.
Pc called the restaurant. We wanted Idi's delivery.
And don't know who the hell she got this number from, it wasn't Idi's number.
It was the other restaurant's number.
She called, ordered food and we waited for so damn long.
Whoah, finally what we got was this kind of "food".
It's more expensive than Idi's, what's more important was it sucks like hell !!!
I ordered thai's fried rice, what i got was this precious pack of so-called "THAI FRIED RICE" !
Can you see that? They cheated by using ketchup sauce to "colour" the white rice to become "THAI RICE" and three very "delicious" and GODDAMN-prawns-with-sticky+hard to be removed-shells !!!!
Oh yea, i've nearly forgotten, there's two pieces of "lovely" cucumber as well.

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We gotta study for social science.
Again, 9 chapters, less than one day to finish it.
I brought some food.
We slept at night first after eating the goddamn-delicious-so-called-THAI FRIED RICE (thanks pc for giving us such a lovely dinner).
Today we gotta have mission impossible.
We woke up at 3a.m. 3 girls walked to tcr.
We've been loitering and going in and out of tcr for more than a week.
Surprisingly, we saw the guard playing sudoku and colouring something.
Whoah, such a hardworking guard!
He shouldn't be a guard here, he could have become a good teacher, i guess, if he had a chance to study!
Then, we started our social science revision.
OMG we were soooooooooooooo sleepy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So much things to read, so much things to memorise !!!
We were very frustrating, and yy was the most obvious.
She kept yawning and sleeping because she didn't sleep just now!
Wth...at least pc and i slept for a while.

[yy with her puppy toy sleeping (= frustrating) at tcr]

[pc was studying, i brought biscuits and cup noodles, ignore the tissue ball]

[We were cracking our heads for social science =( ]

[Historic moment, 3 girls were eating roti canai outside like starved refugees, with cold wind blowing and Muslims fasting, 5 o' clock in the morning.]

Muslims were fasting, we thought it was not good to eat inside (although they were eating too), so we decided to take our roti canai and went outside to eat.
Arhh...can u imagine this in university?? at least not in UNMC ....right???
We suddenly felt like we're beggars, a kind person gave us money and we were eating roti canai at roadside.
3 of us laughed like crazy bitches because we never imagine we would be like this in UNMC...
Suddenly a guy passed by, luckily he didn't saw us eating in that way =.="
LOL !!!!

historic moment
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Haven't been able to write blog for more than two weeks because i had exams...have to sacrifice my blogging time for revisions...

I would write now to tell what had happened in the past two weeks =)

09/09/2009

It was a special day. 09/09/2009. We had our English test today, I could tell...it's freaking hard.
My English ain't good, so i had problem in scoring high marks, especially the paragraph writing.
CE.LA.KA.
I had no enough time to finish the paragraph writing, and lecturer came to collect paper, urged me to hand in immediately, said it wasn't fair other students because i was still writing till the last minute.
Yea, it is...but arhh...if it wasn't for jpa, i won't be still writing eventhough time's up..
My hands were trembling, heart was beating faster and faster, and i couldn't recognise my own hand writing because i didn't know what i was scribbling on the paper.
I just felt that i shouldn't leave it so "spacious".
My heart was bleeding, i felt so bad for myself.
I never felt like this before, not even in spm.
Nahh..now i recall how easy spm was...
After the English test, i was really upset, because i hadn't done my best.
I wanted to cry, but i didn't, as i always do.
I never cry for academic, never.
No matter how bad my result was, i still wouldn't cry.
Because i think it's my fault.
Whenever i do bad in my exams, it surely is due to my laziness in studying.
I admit my laziness, that's why i won't cry because i know i could have done better, but i did not.
I like to do work at last minute, and it always work, before i enter university.
Haiz...i guess i can't do it anymore now, because i am a university student now.

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Later at night, pc, yy, jo and i rushed to tcr (computer lab) to do our beloved English portfolio.
Again, it was last minute work.
We had to hand in next week, when a lot of other engineering students/computer science students/bioscience students( they have more work and busier) have almost done it, we, business students( we have much lesser work load, compare to them), were just about to start it.
Thanks god, tcr is 24 hours operated.
We brought stacks of papers and stationery, with a simple word to boost our confidence that we could finish it within tonight ----> 必胜!
We wanted to write this word in red on a piece of white cloth, tie around our forehead(look like japanese army when they were invading other countries).
But it is too ugly, we didn't want to embarrass ourselves, our families, our friends, so we decided not to do that.
Hopefully, we could finish it today, no matter how much time we've to spend here.
We're ready to do it until next morning.
Jo had done some before, so she actually could leave earlier.
But pc, yy and i started from 0, so we still have long way to go~ (cassie -- long way to go)
I saw jo was extremely drowsy while we were working so freaking hard like cows.
Funny =)
Okay, it was 5 a.m. yet we could not finish it.
We had no choice but to walk to our rooms to rest for a while.
On the way back, yy said :" Oh, there's people !"
Jo replied :" What?! Where got people?! "
OMG OMG OMG pc and i said " What ?! Don't scare me! How come you (yy) can see there's people but you (jo) cannot see?!"
[note * it's midnight, it could be very scary because yy saw "people" but jo didn't see any]
Oh....relieved, we did see some people.
Yes, they are human, not the other kind of "people".
Shit jo, scare us in midnight !
>.<

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10/09/2009

I've forgotten how many hours we've exactly slept, but then, very soon, in the afternoon, yy, pc and i rushed to tcr -----> our second home after hostels.
Yy brought snacks (mamee) this time, because we didn't want to starve again in midnight.
A mamee a day, keep the sleepiness away.
Everybody wanted to make their portfolio as thick as possible, so everybody was wasting money to do very lame online tests and print it out.
7 sen per page, haiz...we had no choice but to waste money.
Our lecturer said quantity is not important, quantity is more important.
But the portfolio with highest marks she showed us was very thick.
Very, very thick...
We didn't care, we just want to show our "sincerity" and "diligence" by printing as many as possible.
I got mad, because i had no time to study for next week's exams.
Yet this portfolio contribute also 30% to English's marks.
I couldn't ignore this portfolio !!!!!
I suddenly felt so wanting to fight/wrestle to vent my anger. I miss my wwe very, very much.
Ohhh life is so meaningless and dull without wwe !!!!
LOL, yy misclicked on the computer when she wanted to print the results, she clicked the colour printer instead of black and white printer.
If you don't know what's the difference, i could tell you now, colour is RM1.40 per page while black and white printing is RM0.07 per page.
Can see the difference??
What worse was she printed 14 pages.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
It's too late (jojo -- too little too late)...she couldn't "undo" the process but yelled and rushed to the colour printer, watched the printer producing pieces and pieces of "lovely" Rm1.40 paper.
Oh...these lovely papers cost her Rm16.80 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she told us this, we were not being mean but we really laughed.... X )
It's funny, for real.
Because of one misclick, the price is so high.
RM 16.80 = 8 cups of ice black tea, her all-time favourite.
We couldn't refrain from laughing and laughing and laughing....hahhahahahahaa
Yy, we feel so sorry, but it's really funny.

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11/09/2009 ~13/09/2009

We stayed until 5a.m. , walked to our rooms, slept for a short while.
This process had been maintained from wednesday until sunday, and we hadn't been able to have enough sleep these days.
We had very chronic panda eyes.
Pc had nose bleeding, but i'm worse.
I had pimples and acnes grown all over my body, including my back, ears, inside my nose (MOST AWEFUL) and of course, my face.
U could see my face is full of uncountable pimples like stars in the sky.
There was one day yy and i bought ice black teas.
It's not unusual for her to buy this because she buys ice black tea every day, like this drink is oxygen, she can't live without it.
But it's unusual for me to buy because i seldom spend on beverages, i'd rather buy something else.
I bought that drink because i wanted to see what they've put inside the drink that makes her so addicted to it.
I asked her :" If there was a guy who buys a cup of ice black tea for you EVERY DAY, would you accept his love?"
Out of expectation, she replied :"I don't want !"
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"I want at least 2 cups !!! "
LOL !!! We wanted to beat her in the face !

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9/9/09 -- 13/09/09
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Slept at 2.40am this morning because of the goddamn business assignments...
Too lazy to get my butt off from my lovely bed this morning, i brushed my teeth in unconscious condition with eyes in one straight line only T.T
Because we had the goddamn math class started from 9am to 1pm.
IMAGINE you stick your butt to the same chair for 4 hours continuously facing the sickening digits from 0-9 and math alphabets such as x, y, f(x), g(x)..........
Then we got heart-attacking news that we have english replacement class on friday, at 11am.
DamN !!!
Initially we were told that we don't have any replacement, i was supposed to go back on thursday directly after 1pm and the next day, i'll go to Bank Islam in my hometown to claim the money.
Now i have to stay till friday, then only sis fetches me to go Bank Islam and see for furniture with family for her new home =)
I feel like i have tonnes of homework undone, i'm lost...
Exam is approaching, yet i still haven't touched the books.
I want to go home... i want to watch wwe...i missed a lot of episodes already...
I'm so damn fed up with IT, i totally have no idea what to do with Microsoft Access.
I'm so damn fed up with presentation, every time we would just simply do some stupid research, spend a lot of time and end up getting nothing but just a waste of time, effort and sleeping time.
Powerpoint presentation doesn't help at all, i've read news, people actually say that powerpoints don't help audience to understand better, but make them feel bored and drowsy.
Teaching and learning using powerpoint is FUTILE !!!

English Class
Wednesday, September 02, 2009

The bad thing about living outside alone is you have to wash tonnes of clothes.
E.V.E.R.Y. D.A.Y, E.V.E.R.Y. H.O.U.R, E.V.E.R.Y. M.O.M.E.N.T. !!!!

The WORST thing is you have several pieces of clothes which the colours would fade away, so you have to wash PIECE by PIECE !!!!
CE.LA.KA. !!!

Every day when i go back to my room, the first thing i usually would do is take a shower.
But take a shower means u have to wash clothes.
I take shower twice a day, means i have to wash like...at least few pieces a day.
Every time, i squat alone in the little wet bathroom, face 3 pails filled with water and bubbles and goddamn lots of clothes, wait for few minutes, rinse it, squeeze it using 100% strengths, hang it and dry inside the bedroom filled with dust.
I repeat the same processes daily...
I'M SICK OF WASHING CLOTHES !!!

Living outside
Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Whoahh, today we just discovered there's a new vegetarian food stall, replacing the old one.
We were shocked, i didn't know whether or not to buy the food coz it didn't seem delicious, compared to the old one.
Yet, i still gave it a try.
Well, i was wrong.
Before this, the old vegetarian food is so delicious and they only charge me RM 2 for 2 types of dishes without rice.
This new one, they charged me RM 3 for 2 types of suck-ish dishes.
It was so salty and sweet that i thought i was going to have dialysis after i ate them.
I drank quite a lot of water, and took a spoon of rice from jo.
I couldn't stand its sweetness!
Not tasty at all!
I miss the old vegetarian food ~~~~ !!!

Here's a picture of it, i forgot to take the picture before i eat it, this was the remnant.
Somehow i think it looks like fungus. Again! *lol*
Then, ann also got into the trap, here is the picture of her food, her food was only RM 4.5, much cheaper than mine.
It doesn't look tasty at all right?

Urghh....It hurts my wallet and my kidney as well...

New Veg Food ?!
Tuesday, September 01, 2009