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Just came back from tesco, we rushed to my room.
Bought IKO at RM 10.99, pc helped us to snap photo like giving a prize (a lousy one) while jo was holding mushrooms. xD

My key was actually inserted into the door and i hadn't pull it out, after they went back, they actually took away my key.
After i took my bath and wanted to go to their rooms to start gossiping, only then i realised my key was lost, together with my student ID.
I was damn nervous and i wanted to find it so badly. After half an hour, i couldn't really find it and i decided to give up.
I sms-ed pc, asked her if she had any idea where was my key.
5 minutes later, i heard someone opening my door.
I knew they did it !
Damn it !
Lame !
Then i walked to their rooms as initially planned, holding my 3kg laptop with charger and mouse, i wanted to forgive them but they quickly closed the door when they saw me.
CE.LA.KA.
I walked back to my room, switched on my laptop and coincidently, yingle came and chatted with me for a while.
Later, yingle walked to their rooms, when she came back, i asked if she was alone.
She LIED.
She said "yeah, i'm alone, they are not around"
When i opened the door, 3 of them were there, pushing the door open.
I pushed at the other side, didn't want to let them come in BECAUSE THEY FOOLED ME !
3 girls (jo, yy and pc) versus 1 girl (me). I tried to defend as best as possible, after 1 min, i collapsed.
They won.
Rushed in, laughed all the way and gasped for air. (too vigorous activity)
They explained to me, jo was the ringleader, while pc and yy were accomplices.
I wanted jo to sit on her knees, said sorry a thousand times, prepared her last will, and i'll kill her soon.

Don't mess with me ; )

kill jo
Saturday, October 31, 2009

Yesterday night, i phoned yingle and lied, said our assignment has big problem, ask her to come over to our place at around 9pm.
Before this, yy already went to kajang town by school bus to buy pizza.
THANK YOU YY FOR SACRIFICING !!!!
After yingle came, 2 of us talked about assignments...lol...
When it was around 11.40pm, light was turned off, but laptop's light was reflecting on our face in the dark..kinda scary...
Then the five of them, jas, yy, pc, jo and zo held pizzas with a candle in the middle walked in.
6 of us sang Birthday song in 3 languages : English, Chinese, and Cantonese.

what a special "cake"....

After she made a wish, we began to wolf down the pizzas to fill our long-waited empty stomach :P
We had fun while eating it. Forcing yingle to take supper late at night.
we had two flavours of pizzas, one is masala chicken, the other is hawaiian chicken.
We had to order one non-spicy pizzas because jo can't eat spicy food.
Really can't eat spicy food.
Because she would get diarrhea, and she had to pay RM 28 again to see campus' doctor.
At the end, there was one piece of pizza left. Yingle was too full to eat it. So we decided to share it.
Pc used jo's teaspoon to divide it into smaller pieces. Quite ugly and disgusting.

Because of the last piece is masala chicken which is spicy, therefore we decided to let jo eat the bread crust.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
It looked like she's been given leftover !
See her expression....so pathetic and funny !

Then zo opened a bottle of pepsi.
God knows the pepsi has so much carbon dioxide.
Woosh ~ !
Pepsi swelled up from the bottle like volcanic eruption.
We were so damn nervous and drops of pepsi dropped on jo's room's floor.
Pity jo....
Being her "mom", i wiped the floor for her. Everybody laughed at me like i was a maid.
Ce.La.Ka.
=.="

Pc also used pails of water to clean the floor outside, because we afraid the ants might come and carry jo away when she is in profound sleep in the middle of the night : P

At last, we played until 1pm and sent Yingle back to her room. She had test at 9am. Hahah

Happy 18th Birthday to Yingle ~ !
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Haiz...

2nd sis's bf got into a road accident.
He was riding on a motorbike, got hit by a car on high way...
Broke his arm and palm, had surgery at Glen Eagle...
It's economic downturn now, an accident will add more pain to them both financially and physically.
Get well soon...that's all i could say...

Accident
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

"Mathematics is Beautiful..."
"Mathematics is Fun..."

Today we had our math test. It was at 5.15pm.
This morning, i woke up freaking early because i've spent too much time on watching tv during the weekend, ended up doing nothing at home...
Again, i worked at last minute, forcing myself to barely open my eyes and thumbed through the thick mathematics books.
You know how frustrating you can become when you see the figures 0 to 9 and x, y, z, p, q...repeating...in your head...
After studied for a while, i couldn't resist my sleepiness and dozed off in the middle.
I always doze off when i rush to study at last minute.
Then, i realised that i actually have 5 more hours to study before the test, after my IT lecture at 12noon.
Slept for 1 hour, went to IT lecture, came back, slept again before i started to revise.
The weather was good today, sun shone BRIGHTLY and it was a good day to wash and dry clothes.
I wanted to wash clothes, but i thought like, instead of wasting time washing clothes, i'd rather sleep.
When i looked at the exam papers, the first thing came across my mind was --> OH SHIT !!!
I counted, i didn't know how to do at least 20 marks of questions out of 40 marks.
50% !!!!!!
Fed up...before i left, i said "Mathematics is Fun" to our beloved lecturer.

Math is Beautiful
Monday, October 26, 2009

Jo has been suffering of diarrhea since saturday.
Yesterday she was supposed to see doctor in campus, however UNMC's clinic closes on sunday.
: o They expect people wouldn't fall sick on sunday... Wah..so "special"...
Today, after lunch, we head to the university's clinic to see doctor.
Jo was reluctant to enter.
Damn...

I knocked the door for her, she behaved like a kid and refused to see doctor.
When she was filling in the forms, she was like in unconscious condition, the nurse told her to "write ur name here, write your address here..."
She ain't illiterate la...but somehow at the moment, she stuck there, didn't know what to write.
She has G6PD, i have no idea what is that, it's a kind of allergy towards lots of things.
I talked crap, said "was it GDP (gross domestic product)?"

Yy and i saw this poster. Lol. Was intrigued by the word "oral s*x"

When she came out of the room, she told us that the doctor touched her tummy. *lol*
She was given salt water and some medicine, it costs her RM 28.
Before she paid, yy and i were discussed about the money.
We were wondering if she had enough money to pay because this is the first time we step into UNMC's clinic.
Yy said she has RM 5, lol, wtf, it helped nothing.
I was worse, i didn't bring my purse today, i said i have only 2 50sen coins and one piece of RM 1 note.
Hahahahah it would be so embarrassing if we couldn't pay.
Fortunately jo had enough money to pay.

Our hostel is so dirty. Don't know what the hell is wrong with my neighbors. All of them throw all the rubbish on the floor outside their rooms.
Super super dirty...Eww...

Jo seek doctor
Monday, October 19, 2009

Went to Time Square with jo, yy and zo.
It was a damn hot day, and we behaved like uncivilised people to squeeze our ways into the bus.
When we reached TS, i realised that TS has changed a lot...since i last went.
Walked for a while first, then couldn't really resist the eagerness to eat pork, so we stepped into the BBQ plaza restaurant.
Ordered 2 sets of pork, and here comes the food ! *yay*
When we first saw the pork,
Tears rolling in my eyes,
My upper lip stiffen up a little bit,
I had a thousand words to say but couldn't spell out,
Hands grasping the chopstick tightly,
My body was shaking, trembling,
Sweats dropped from my forehead,
The historical moment has finally came !!!!!!!!
I.T. I.S. P.O.R.K. !!!!!!!!

We put raw meats on it to cook it, soup is provided in the "pot" as well to boil the food.

As i said, i eat only lean meats. But because of i'm too sick and cloy of eating chicken every day in campus, so i was willing to eat these kind of pork which contains some fats.

Shrimps, vegetables, cuttlefish, noodles, little bit of chicken...

Cook and then eat was fun. The pork ain't THAT tasty, but i was still excited.
Soup and drinks are refillable. Our table is in the most strategic location. All the waiters and waitress stood behind us to serve the customers. So once we've eaten some of the soup and drinks, they could see it immediately thanks to our strategic location and quickly came to fill them up.
It was soooo damn funny because they acted too quickly.
We even counted 10, 9,8,...3,2,1 !
One of the waiter arrived to fill up the drinks for us JUST RIGHT AFTER WE SAID "1" !
LOL !!! So fast and efficient !!
We laughed like crazy bitches and the waiter was wondering why would we laugh at him.
Maybe he thought we were laughing at his hair *actually we were not*
We wanted to record this in video, but unfortunately, our "short term fate" stopped here.
He had never came to fill up our drinks since.
The other girl filled up for us. :(

After we had finished, jo and yy played again by putting lime, garlic, noodles and chillies on the pot to cook it *lol*
Then, out of expectation, a waiter approached us and fill up the soup in the pot for us.
He saw what we were "cooking".
I bet he must say we are lame idiot people *hehe*

Finally, our conscience made us did a little bit "cleaning".
We removed these leftovers, used chopsticks to rub it.

Oh yea, we also saw lion dance on escalator, lol.
Lol, what lion dance got to do with Deepavali??

Then we saw this newly opened jewelry shop, got mystery gift --> a cup.
The models who were wearing gold stood inside the glass cabinet, stayed almost stationary like dolls. *lol*

Then we asked jo to wear this sexy lingerie and swim in the pool *haha*
She could lure some rich guys in campus *haha*

We missed the 6.15pm bus, so we decided to loiter in the mall until 7pm, then only took train to catch the 8.15pm bus.
While we were waiting for the goddamn late trains, jo said she wanted to "relieve herself (defecate)" because she was having diarrhea...
Oh i felt sorry for her, but at the same time i couldn't help but to laugh because she had to withhold it for 1 hour.
I could still vividly remember i had such experience too.
But mine was worse.
I withheld it 3 hours on the way coming back to campus from my hometown.
I suffered so badly in the car because of traffic jam and we couldn't find any way into petrol station's toilet until i wanted to dig a hole (i couldn't dig a hole in my car..) and poo poo...
This time, it was jo.
While we were in the train with goddamn lots of people squeezing like sardines in a can, yy actually was also withholding the need to pee.
HahahhHHAHhahahah
I was even more 38, because i kept telling them funny stuff and made them laughing, at the same time withholding pee pee and poo poo...

Time Square
Saturday, October 17, 2009

Went to canteen for lunch.

There, i saw one boy who looks familliar to me. Somehow i thought he looks like raubian.

I told jess about this and was quite curious, yet i didn't go to ask him was he someone whom i know?

Soon, he came over when i was talking crazily with pc, jess and subs. He asked me if i was a raubian, the next second i know he must be somebody from raub too ; )

We were like old friends bump into each other, and started to chat crazily.

I asked him if he was from CC, another school, because he looks like he's from CC.

He gave me this look:" I'm from MM, same school with you, i'm your senior la..." [ =.=" ]

Oh, then he told me his name, only then i know who he actually is.

He could still remember who is Anne, yee...bla bla...but not me *lol*, because i'm not really close to him, i know him because of Anne.

I squinted, saw jo and zo, two very lame person holding handphone trying to snap a photo of me and a boy.

I'M NOT HUNGRY FOR MEN OKAY?!

He's just a person from my hometown, i know you (jo) are reading my blog now, PLEASE STOP MAKING FUSS OUT OF VERY TRIVIA THINGS !

天助我也！

He's a petronas scholar, studies business also, and most importantly, i can consult him on lots of things *yay*
Must tell Anne about this ;)

Met Senior
Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I'm now at jo's room, using her laptop as my room is far away from the router in their area and my laptop couldn't connect to internet well.

Suddenly, i don't want to mention that person but THAT PERSON FARTED IN FRONT OF ME !!!

The poisonous gas blew all over my face, and i was like WHAT THE **** !!!!!

I dislike this kind of 38 behaviour !!

What's worse is in order to refresh the air in her room, jo decided to use various sprays to freshen it up !

WHAT THE **** !!!!

At first, she used the Jape's brand of air freshener, with lemon flavour.

After she sprayed it, i guess the lemon air particles haven't spread that fast, so we couldn't smell it immediately.

Then, VERY SWIFTLY she took another bottle of deodorant, Rexona's brand, Tropical Energy series to spray it.

Actually i could already smelled the first lemon flavour air freshener 0.05 millisecond before she continued with the second one.

What worse is she sprayed twice ON TOP OF MY HEAD !!!!

And the air particles of two types of smells collide against each other, forming an EXTRAORDINARILY QUIRKY smell.

Guess what?

Because she sprayed it ON TOP OF MY HEAD, those air particles fell on my FACE !!! I JUST TOOK A BATH !!!!!!

I choked, before i choked in the next second, SHE IMMEDIATELY TOOK ANOTHER BOTTLE OF NIVEA's deodorant to SPRAY AGAIN !!!!!! THE SAME PLACE !!!!!

Goddamn IT !!!!! All smells were mixed up and fell all over my face !!!!!!!!!

I think i would be suffocated due to the natural poisonous gas (fart) and chemical gas (deodorant+air freshener).

At last, she said " OoooOo, the best way is to open the window and let the fart flows out.."

WT* ?! Now only she realised it?

Spray
Monday, October 12, 2009

Recently, my house has appeared a lot a loT a lOT a LOT of fruits...
There are altogether 9 types of fruits:

1)Oranges
2)Apples
3)Pears
4)Passion Fruits
5)Grapes
6)Honey Kiwi
7)Rambutan
8)Persimmon
9)Banana

Ohhhh moma is so crazy ~

Fruit Feast
Saturday, October 10, 2009

Do you believe that doomsday will come in 2012?

According to Maya's prophecy, something bad is going to happen when the calendar stops.
Unfortunately, Mayan Long Count (their calendar) ends on 21st December, 2012.
This is supported also by the medieval prediction of Merlin, the Book of Revelation and the Chinese Oracle of the I Ching, the Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists...

Islamic tells 72 signs near doomsday, from these we can see actually more and more signs are showing up. I can only recall a few and would like to share it here:

#Men will imitate women, Women will imitate men ( it means homosexual, and indeed, we can see it happening nowadays.)
#People will wear clothes of animal (more and more people purchase leather made goods :S)
#Women who sing will be kept with great care (actually i think not only women, in this context it means people worship artists, singers rather than wisemen.)
#Natural disasters will occur frequently (see 2004 Tsunami, Samoa's tsunami, Sumatra's earthquake, Philippines's tycoon Ketsana...)
#The fashion will reverse ( Remember when human being wasn't civilised, our great great ancestors wore nothing, but now, wearing bikini or being nude is very common.)
#Number of women will far exceed number of men (This is true, i read about this in tv, and if not mistaken Stars Newspaper/New Straits Times had once reported about Male teacher will extinct in Malaysia. *lol*)
#Sin will increase ( See, so many crimes occur every day :S)
#I've forgotten which river it is, could only remember that that particular river will becoming dry, in fact, it is.)

It is undeniable that the ancient people's wisdom is really really great. Ironically, i've forgotten what Buddhism has predicted about the doomsday :P

However, there are sayings that 2012 is a beginning of New Age... bla bla

So, do you believe it or not? [Ripley's Believe it or Not :P]

That's why i want to watch the film, "2012".
It must be a very good one. =)

2012
Wednesday, October 07, 2009

指腹为婚(parental betrothal) refers to an arranged marriage by two couples during their wives' pregnancies. If one of the couples gets a baby boy while the other gets a baby girl, the children will have to get married in the future. However, if both get baby boys or baby girls, they will become brothers and sisters.

Here comes the question:

How would you react if your parent had imposed this tradition on you?

Option A: No choice but to accept it.
Option B: Yell "celaka" at parent, then run away from home.
Option C: Refuse to marry the boy/girl, threaten parent that you may commit suicide.
Option D: Any other idea?

My answer is B. How about yours?

I thought this practice has long disappeared, at least not in Malaysia because we've already been civilised and urbanised, at least in 21st century we are. But when we talked about this topic during lunch time, jo said her friend does.

My reaction was .....

W.H.A.T. T.H.E. *.*.*.*. ???!!!!

Jo said she ALMOST became one of this parental betrothal victims, luckily her mom insisted not to do this. Thanks god!
I wonder nowadays, why do people still do this to restrict their daughters/sons' freedom? A spouse is a life-long partner you have to face for the rest of your life (possibly). How could the parent be so selfish that they deprive of their children's happiness??
What if your future husband is girlish?
What if your future wife is man-ish and has...six packs?

Critical Thinking 2
Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Sis's bf, xm sent me back yesterday.
We departed late at night, around 9pm+traffic jam, so i arrived nottingham at around 12.20am.
He helped me to take my things to my room and asked me whether or not i had taken everything.
I confirmed, said YES.
When he got into the car, i waved my hand and said goodbye.
The next second he started his engine and was leaving, only then i knew i've left my handphones in his car.
D.A.M.N. I.T. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He rushed back to PJ because he had to work at 9am later.
From nottingham to PJ, he needed to drive about 1 hour ++.
That's the case if traffic jam is not serious. :S
I knocked jas's door, nobody answered.
I rushed to the other side, knocked the door so loudly.
Zo, jo and yy asked what was happened because i knocked the door so loudly in midnight.
I used the speed of light to explain to them what was happened because i wanted to save time, and borrowed their handphones to call to my handphones because i don't remember xm's mobile number.
Nobody answered.
G.O.D.D.A.M.N. I.T. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I called to my home, asked my sister to call xm.
Thank you jo~ for lending me your handphone to make calls.
I had to do so because if he really went back to PJ, i would not get my handphones within months.
He is always busy. He seldom goes back to my hometown.
Soon, he rushed back and gave me my handphones.
I felt sooooo sorryyyy for making this trouble. How could i be so forgetful?!
The next second, sister scolded me so badly, saying i'm a troublemaker and useless... :(
Saying he's lack of sleep, and had to work..bla bla...
I really really felt very sorry..
It's already very troublesome for him to drive me back to nottingham....
And now i even wanted him to drive back to here again...
Sorry..i dont know what else to say...

Sad...
Monday, October 05, 2009

Monday Night Raw is my most favourite tv show.[can't live without you--mariah carey, dedicated to wwe raw]
I'm in my hometown now, watching this week's monday night raw,
I never really like John Cena, but this week he has done a pretty impressive job.
I laughed at that match because randy orton had not guts to fight in a cell, and he tried to escape.
Unfortunately, john cena chased after him.
Randy orton climbed the cell like a spiderman, lol
What funny was, john cena climbed like a spiderman too.
Ohh it's too awesome to see them fighting on top of a cell, which was never happened before.
And i can't wait to see Dx versus Legacy in Hell in a Cell match.
I LOVE WWE !!!!

Monday Night Raw
Friday, October 02, 2009